I learn to knit in the round so I can make more tea cosies.
New running shoes and socks
I buy some new running shoes. They have toes.
Cooking under pressure
I get a pressure cooker. Eep.
Getting into a flap
I install a cat flap.
Not getting in a flap
I make a hole in a door.
Weeds: removal and growth
I remove lots of weeds, causing the remaining roots to have more space and light to grow.
More gardening tools of mass destruction
I buy more tools with which to take down the garden. But I don’t buy a scythe.