We prepare to walk the Hadrian’s Wall Path.
My new running leggings arrive, and I try them on.
I go to parkrun and realise I need to get round to buying some new running leggings now.
I buy some new running shoes. They have toes.
I buy more tools with which to take down the garden. But I don’t buy a scythe.
I buy a special spanner and a saw.
The fire surround yields to my will.
I buy some more tools of mass destruction.
I don’t remove the skirting board from the wall; I need a bigger tool.
We have a new bathroom suite — in the living room.