My new running leggings arrive, and I try them on.
Parkrun 44
I go to parkrun and realise I need to get round to buying some new running leggings now.
New running shoes and socks
I buy some new running shoes. They have toes.
More gardening tools of mass destruction
I buy more tools with which to take down the garden. But I don’t buy a scythe.
More tool shopping
I buy a special spanner and a saw.
Removing the fire surround
The fire surround yields to my will.
Shopping for tools of mass destruction
I buy some more tools of mass destruction.
Trying to remove the skirting board again
I don’t remove the skirting board from the wall; I need a bigger tool.
New bathroom suite
We have a new bathroom suite — in the living room.
Fridge reordered
I find another fridge, another super-duper fridge.