I drink a dram of gin.
Ginvent: day 1
I open a bottle of gin badly.
Ginvent 2016
I am forced to drink gin every day during advent. Oh noes.
Zumba
I start going to Zumba classes.
Fixing Mr Perkins’ catnip toy
I mend a cat toy.
Weeds: removal and growth
I remove lots of weeds, causing the remaining roots to have more space and light to grow.
More gardening tools of mass destruction
I buy more tools with which to take down the garden. But I don’t buy a scythe.
Clearing the wilderness
I cut more of the garden down.
Plumbing problems rectified
A man comes and fixes some electric water-heating elements.
Let the gardening commence
I attack the garden with secateurs.