I now have a status page! It’s hosted by Statuspage.io at Atlassian for free.
This means that if there’s a problem here at pandammonium.org, you can find out what’s going on at https://pandammonium.statuspage.io/.
You should see a little box at the top right if there’s a problem or any maintenance is scheduled with a link to the status page. Pretty nifty, eh?