We were expecting someone to come and look at the sewers a couple of weeks ago, but no-one came. Today, they did come.
A man in a fluorescent top said they were going to have a look at the sewers and maybe do some digging up and stuff. But first, I had to move my car because it was parked over the inspection cover.
They gave the sewer an colonoscopy to see what was happening up there. Apparently, there was a lot of debris in there because I had to move my car off the road and back on the drive so the lorry could come and give the sewer a colonic irrigation.
Eventually, the lorry finished, and the man told me that the sewer needed a new lining. Someone will be in touch with us about that. When I relayed this to Colin, he asked how that someone would be getting in touch with us.

‘By phone?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘By post?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘By email?’
‘I don’t know.’
I guess I should have asked the man.