I remove all the skirting boards except one.
Removing the fireback
I remove a piece of cast iron and a lump of concrete from the wall.
Removing the fire surround
The fire surround yields to my will.
Shopping for tools of mass destruction
I buy some more tools of mass destruction.
Not removing a fire surround
I try to remove the fireplace, but fail because it’s too weird and I break something.
Trying to remove the skirting board again
I don’t remove the skirting board from the wall; I need a bigger tool.
Removing the picture rails
I remove the picture rails, which isn’t as easy a task as you might think.
Removing a bit of wood
I remove a piece of wood that has been there for a while.
Choosing a shower curtain
I don’t actually choose a shower curtain.
At last
I take a bath.