Posts Tagged ‘ family ’

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13th January 2004 | 0 Comments

I snoozed the alarm for the second or third time and snuggled back down into the pit I share with Dusty. She likes to lie on my side, forcing me across to the other side. Why can’t she lie there? There’s plenty space for her and she can still snuggle up to me if she [...]


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13th April 2004 | 0 Comments

Well, it was my second choice of thing, and the most preferable thing, that Mam needed a break from, it turned out. She arrived in the middle of EastEnders, and I fed her red wine and pizza I picked up in Tesco on the way to C’s to drop off some books on software design [...]


20 Questions to having a Better Family

29th July 2004 | 0 Comments

Your score as a human being is 64. This makes you like The Simpsons. This score isn’t so bad. There’s hugs and kisses at the end of the day, no matter if they’re cynical or sandwiched between comments about how wide your ass is getting. You haven’t beat your parents — you joined them. The [...]