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The world that revolves around Caity Ross
The world that revolves around Caity Ross
We decided to leave the cupboard for now, although we did stick some sticky things on today to see how it would go. Got to let him calm down a bit. But, right, what if I froze my cutlery, and slightly hid his at the back of his cupboard. He’d automatically think it was his, wouldn’t he? But it wouldn’t be, it’d be mine, and therefore well within my human rights to freeze.
*evil gleam*
Apparently, he saw neither the beauty nor the humour behind the frozen cutlery and smashed it into the sink. Oh, well.
I took it out the freezer at half past eight and it looked beautiful. It’s actually a canny good way of making pretty things out of the mundane. But like much beauty, it is only transient. By noon, all frozen cutlery had been thawed and put back in the cupboard.
Pictures will hopefully be posted soon.
…tonight, it’s his whole set of cutlery! I put it in my freezer drawer this time, hidden at the back, because it opens more than his does and I don’t want to spill it all over the place. I’ll check back in five hours or so, to see if it’s frozen. I need to time its extrication carefully; this morning was close enough.
I took the container out of his drawer and tipped the fork-in-ice onto the draining board. I was just drying the container to put it back in the cupboard to hide the evidence, when the door opened. Luckily, it was only Flatmate-Zaheer, who didn’t seem to notice my guilty reaction to his entrance. Nor did he notice the block of ice on the draining board till I pointed it out. He asked was it me, but I denied it. Naughty Caity!
Flatmate-Colleen said it had gone by 2 p.m., so I need to take it out when it’s solid, but before VictimFlatmate-Stephen goes for his breakfast. Unfortunately, I have no idea what time that is, but I imagine it’s the same time every day. Like Colleen put it tonight on the way to the chippy, he probably has a shit at 8.30 every morning.
As promised:
Oh, the jolly japes we have in our kitchen!
And I have plans for more!