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Ladybirds
After a ladybird incident yesterday, I was thinking about that nursery rhyme about ladybirds this morning:
Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.
Your house is on fire, your children are gone.
It occurred to me that it’s a bit cruel to tell the ladybird this news if it’s not true. But if it were true, then it’s really [...]
A puzzle
Why do I associate the word ‘grumble’ with my brother-in-law?
Death of a Freak
Michael Jackson’s series of 10 concerts at London’s O2 arena in July will be “the final curtain call”, he has said. … “I’ll be performing the songs my fans want to hear. This is the final curtain call.” … The star was “in great shape” for the dates, [Randy [...]
FTM
The Stadium of Light: the North East’s only Premier League stadium. Sid James’ Park: the biggest stadium in the ‘fizzy pop’ league.
Ambitions of being the boss
Leaders in distress.
Virgin junk mail
We have received several junk mail letters from Virgin, except they’re not addressed to us, but to (presumably) a previous occupier of our house. Normally when we get other people’s junk mail, we return it to sender and they stop sending stuff to our house. Not Virgin, though. Despite having returned every [...]
Toon jokes
Jokes about the scum from facebook.