Toilet humour
On Friday night, the Bun Shop chucked us out at 11 – so very old-fashioned – but me, Colin and two other couples were up for more drinks, so we went to that classy establishment that used to be quite a nice old pub, The Fountain. Now, it’s full of loud music and da yoof.
I went to the toilet, where a barmaid was in front of the left hand cubicle mopping the rather watery floor with blue roll. She surlily nodded me into the right-hand cubicle. When I came out, I asked the bar maid what had happened, then I caught sight of what had happened. I started to ask how it had happened instead, but I couldn’t get my head round it at all. I sympathised with the poor girl and left.
"Don’t go to the ladies’," I said to the two girls. I explained to them what had happened. "The toilet in one of the cubicles is on its side," I said. "With a huge crack in the bowl."
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wow. Did you tell us that when you came out?
1 said ferg (21st January 2009 at 9.37 am BST)
Erm, I definitely told the girls; don’t know if I told the blokes or not
2 said Pandammonium (23rd January 2009 at 5.15 pm BST)